welcome to the home of
Hi, my name is Sam. I am the founder and current president of the boxer party. And right off the chewy, I want to thank you for visiting my site. (It's my first one.) Time is a valuable thing nowadays, and I appreciate you. First off, I want to tell you that my family is the most important thing to me. And who is my family? Americans like you, that’s who.
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I’ve noticed that many humans today are not aware of what they’re doing or saying. And many have no idea what they are thinking. It’s like one of my brothers chasing after a car, catching it, getting run over, then crawling back to the porch in pain, never considering why he did it in the first place. “Oooh look, another car!”
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I see many problems that need to be fixed, but too many human emotions and hypocrisies get in the way of fixing them. I don’t get that, either. I think the biggest problem that American humans are having today is that they are letting their unlimited human thoughts get in the way of their very limited personal successes. Freedom of thought is great, but it must be tempered with wisdom in order for us to move forward in a positive direction.
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AND THAT’S WHY I CREATED the boxer party. I believe that good ideas can rapidly spread throughout the consciousness of humans, if those ideas are sound and based in truth. Did a dog really just say that? Yep. I have a conscience, too.
I want you to know that I love my country. I believe America to be the greatest idea ever thought up, when considering how you humans operate around this planet. Freedom is a concept that is never to be taken for granted.
Believe me, I’ve seen many of my brothers and sisters chained to a pole with maybe 6 feet to move. THAT AIN'T RIGHT. But it happens. I appreciate freedom.
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I also know the importance of keeping my dad safe. He takes care of me by feeding me and caring for me and loving me and taking me for walks and trips in the Blazer. And I appreciate all of that. So my job is to always be on the look-out for those who might do him harm – and I BARK. Because that’s what dogs do. We protect. We alert. And sometimes, we dispense justice.
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There is no ambiguity there. We KNOW what to do. We don’t hesitate to do the right thing. We don’t make up excuses as to why we didn’t. I would think all American humans would think this way, not just their pets.
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Are you ready to live free, while protecting your family and securing your future as an American? Then join me. I believe in the idea of America. I believe in The American People. I believe in your humanity. I also believe that there exists those who do not want you to have success. To me, they do not exist to be fought against and conquered, they exist to pass right on by. Let the dead bury their dead bones. We who are alive are moving on. No more fighting.
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I believe America can move past all this craziness which is being broadcast all day and night through every human paw. I believe, although it appears that we are stuck in a deep dark chasm, America is on its way out of it. I see light . I see purpose. I see success.
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the boxer party exists to do good. We believe that all Americans need fresh drinking water and good food in their bellies and roofs over their heads and to be secure in their being and to have proper health care and education and someone in their day to tell them that they are good.
Everyone needs those things and it doesn't matter what the color of your fur is or the sex you claim to be or whether or not you got chewies or even where you came from. To all of us boxers, the only thing that matters is that we claim to be Americans first, without hyphens (i.e. a "no-hypen-American").
Then and only then, will this good nation move forward to fix our issues and make humans happy again. (I’m already happy just to be a good ol' American. I mean, that’s enough for me.)
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We do not point paws, unless it’s at an empty bowl that needs to be filled. We do not judge, unless it’s to decide between more water or ‘good enough.’ We do not lie, cheat or steal. Period. We do not covet, nor do we seek power.
We want a free America that isn’t so doggone stressful to live in. We want servants to serve in the fashion they gave their oaths to God to do. We want integrity and honor from those folks who get their paychecks from the taxpayers. And we demand competency. For what you people are paying, all Americans deserve competency.
Won’t you join me in this idea that America can represent Americans again? That the people can matter again? Let’s show everyone that we can be the leader in the world when it comes to freedom and family and genuinely caring for our neighbors. We can do this together, as one. We can lift our voices over the din of chaos and disharmony and separation and disbelievers, to join all Americans together in the simple ideals of peace, love, compassion, understanding, acceptance, tolerance and the giving of mercy. For Lassie’s sake.
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None of those things require money or power or schooling or laws. None of them require you to be a certain color of fur or sex or to have a fancy house. All they require is a rational, calm voice and a knowing that you belong to the greatest idea ever thought of. You are living it. We are family. Let’s make it a good one.
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About our site, in case you hadn’t noticed, I’m running to be your President for the United States of America. Check me out in the “SAM4PREZ2024” window. I’m here for you. The “boxer briefs” window will include memes, interesting short stories and things to nibble on. In the “BARK ON” window, I will be adding videos that you will send me of all the incredible things that you boxers are doing out there and maybe a podcast for your entertainment and education. Also while you’re there, you can email me. I welcome your words and ideas and I cheer your decision.
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We can do this. We can make it happen. America can be free and live in peace.
I look forward to meeting many future boxers. Never in the history of America has a people ever had a chance to go to the dogs, and it be a good thing. But isn’t that the sign of the times? Upside down and backwards?
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It’s no longer time to change history, we’re past that. It’s time to make it.
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We are Americans. We are strong. We are smart. We are capable. We are honorable. We are boxers.
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Americans don’t need another strong leader,
AMERICA NEEDS LEADERS.
...and we are patiently waiting in the morning glories.
